BEFORE SOL
- savings
- sunlight
- one laptop
- clean sheets
- functional relationships
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MARGIN CALL? IGNORE
Financially Ruined.
Spiritually Bullish.
He came to Solana looking for financial freedom. He found financial insolvency.
Net worth: $18.46
Conviction: ATH
THE DESCENT
It Started With One Trade.
Most people lose money and stop. He lost money and developed a thesis.
AFTER SOL
- four monitors
- ramen
- unpaid rent
- 17 tokens
- generational conviction
DAY 1Bought SOL.$24,814
MONTH 2Discovered memecoins.$11,402
MONTH 4Discovered leverage.$3,109
MONTH 5Discovered "dev is based."$427
TODAYDiscovered inner peace.$18.46
STILL EARLY.
REAL WORLD LIQUIDATION
Liquidity Event
Unfortunately, the liquidity was his furniture.
RENT = AFTER 100X
The landlord wanted $2,100. He wanted one more trade. Only one of them understood the market.
RENT STATUS:OVERDUEPORTFOLIO STATUS:ABOUT TO SEND
ASSET REBALANCING
TV -> SOL
Chair -> SOL
Microwave -> SOL
Console -> SOL
Food budget -> SOL
TV $40SOLD
MICROWAVE $25SOLD
CHAIR $10SOLD
CONSOLE $30SOLD
PURCHASING POWER: +0.81 SOL
THE INTERVENTION
Everyone Thinks He Has A Problem.
He Thinks They Are Underexposed.
Please stop.
You sold the microwave?
Where is your bed?
Who is Dev?
His mother asked him to get a job."This is my job."
THEY SEE INSOLVENCY.
HE SEES ASYMMETRIC UPSIDE.
FINANCIAL AUTOPSY
Let's Look At The Numbers.
We strongly recommend that you do not.
| ASSETS | |
|---|---|
| Checking | $6.42 |
| SOL | $11.03 |
| Memecoins | $1.01 |
| Furniture | Liquidated |
| Mattress | $0 |
| Human dignity | N/A |
| TOTAL ASSETS | $18.46 |
| LIABILITIES | |
| Rent | $2,100 |
| Credit card | $8,493 |
| Friend named Tyler | $600 |
| Mom | "We need to talk." |
| Taxes | Unknown |
| Emotional debt | Infinite |
| TOTAL LIABILITIES | DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT |
INSOLVENT
liabilities are just negative assets
SOLVENCY RATIO: 0.0000018% STATUS: BULLISH
INSTITUTIONAL VALIDATION
Proof Of Funds
He technically has funds.
BANK: Do you have proof of income?
INSOL: No.
BANK: Employment?
INSOL: On-chain.
BANK: Liquid assets?
INSOL: Define liquid.
BANK: Sir.
INSOL: I can show you my Phantom.
LOAN APPLICATION
DENIED
"wallet screenshots are not recognized as collateral."
TOTAL FIAT:$3.17
TOTAL SHITCOINS:47
CONFIDENCE:UNLIMITED
MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS
The Condition Is Terminal On-Chain.
Doctors remain divided on whether this is financial or neurological.
PATIENT: InSOLvent
- 2 hours sleep
- 19 hours screen time
- checks chart during meals
- refers to losses as "entries"
- calls rent "fiat obligations"
- says "we are early" involuntarily
- cannot stop buying green candles
DIAGNOSIS: INSOL
STATUS: CHRONIC
TREATMENT: SELL
PATIENT RESPONSE: DECLINED
WAITING ROOM...
You Can Take His Money.
You Can Take His Furniture.
You Can Take His Credit Score.
You Can Take His Apartment.
But You Can Never Take His Conviction.
Because eventually there is nothing left to liquidate.
$INSOL
The official currency of people who should have stopped three trades ago.